Go to bed.
My nose is stuffy from, I dunno, the time of year. My mouth is dry from eating too many M&M’s.
I like ampersands.
If you could be a superhero, what would you like for a power, name, & sidekick?
I’d be That Guy Who Gets Paid Very Well To Do Things That Would Normally Be Too Dangerous For A Human To Do, or The Fall Guy for short.
My sidekick would be The Motivator. Their power and task would be to keep me interested in doing things, long after the novelty of life had worn off.
You get a hold of a device that can bring a person back from the dead, the person you bring back will live forever and can only be killed by accident. There will also be trauma of waking up in another age so waking someone from the stone age is probably a very bad idea. So who will you choose to one again walk to earth? And why?
Easy, I’d put it my will that the device be used on me.
The year is 2035 and a colony on mars has been established and to choose the first 100 000 people to go they setup a lottery and by sheer luck you get chosen and can bring your partner or best friend along. Would you go? The risks are minimal I might add.
I would go, as long as there was some worthwhile task that only I could perform. Being on mars with a hundred thousand (minus two, so 99,998) strangers and nothing to do would grow very old very swiftly.
…but then I found a backlog of questions.
I should never buy candy.
I’ve eaten ten apples today.
I could sleep right now, but I don’t want to stop doing nothing.
None of these has anything to do with the questions.
In my sleep deprived haze, I keep calling it sleep depravity.