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Fri, 21 Dec 2012 01:22:28 -0500

Alive

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Sun, 09 Dec 2012 02:07:18 -0500

No

Wed, 28 Nov 2012 01:21:45 -0500

Go to bed.

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Wed, 28 Nov 2012 01:18:36 -0500

My nose is stuffy from, I dunno, the time of year. My mouth is dry from eating too many...

Wed, 28 Nov 2012 01:16:15 -0500

My nose is stuffy from, I dunno, the time of year. My mouth is dry from eating too many M&M’s.

I like ampersands.

Kitty with a TOP HAT!!!!

Wed, 28 Nov 2012 01:13:51 -0500

Kitty with a TOP HAT!!!!

If you could be a superhero, what would you like for a power, name, & sidekick?

Wed, 28 Nov 2012 00:08:25 -0500

True Immortality

I’d be That Guy Who Gets Paid Very Well To Do Things That Would Normally Be Too Dangerous For A Human To Do, or The Fall Guy for short.

My sidekick would be The Motivator. Their power and task would be to keep me interested in doing things, long after the novelty of life had worn off.

You get a hold of a device that can bring a person back from the dead, the person you bring back will live forever and can only be killed by accident. There will also be trauma of waking up in another age so waking someone from the stone age is probably a very bad idea. So who will you choose to one again walk to earth? And why?

Wed, 28 Nov 2012 00:02:22 -0500

Easy, I’d put it my will that the device be used on me.

The year is 2035 and a colony on mars has been established and to choose the first 100 000 people to go they setup a lottery and by sheer luck you get chosen and can bring your partner or best friend along. Would you go? The risks are minimal I might add.

Wed, 28 Nov 2012 00:00:31 -0500

I would go, as long as there was some worthwhile task that only I could perform. Being on mars with a hundred thousand (minus two, so 99,998) strangers and nothing to do would grow very old very swiftly.

I was going to imitate blogger, poorly...

Tue, 27 Nov 2012 23:57:10 -0500

…but then I found a backlog of questions.

I should never buy candy.

I’ve eaten ten apples today.

I could sleep right now, but I don’t want to stop doing nothing.

None of these has anything to do with the questions.

In my sleep deprived haze, I keep calling it sleep depravity.

53 Questions That You May Not Have Seen Before

Mon, 06 Aug 2012 00:04:10 -0400

1: What do you put on hotdogs?

It varies.

2: Do you say “anticlimatic” or “anticlimactic”?

Anticlimactic

3: Do you check flyers before grocery shopping?

Very rarely

4: Blue, black, or some other colour pen ink?

Black

5: Do you use your parking brake?

I did when my stick-shift vehicle functioned.

6: Look to your left. How many framed pictures are on the wall?

None!

7: Do you know how to play chess?

I know the rules.

8: How often do you clean the interior of your car?

Rarely

9: Do you ever read the last few pages first?

I read the last word.

10: Ever fallen in the shower?

Yeah

11: On a scale of 1-10, how likely are you to swear at other drivers?

12: What’s the worst thing you’ve ever called someone you care about?

I don’t tend to remember things like that.

13: Do you have a Snuggie?

Yes

14: Are you allergic to anything?

I have general allergies to air impurities.

15: Do you have any TV shows on DVD?

16: How many times do you hit the snooze button before finally getting out of bed?

I just sleep through alarms.

17: Ever driven away in anger?

No?

18: What’s your favourite freezie colour?

Blue

19: Are you a vegetarian?

Ha ha, no.

20: Do you have a garbage receptacle beside you? What’s on top?

A plastic dish from a microwave meal

21: Do you cross out your mistakes or erase/whiteout them?

I prefer to start on new paper.

22: Ever torn something up that you instantly knew was too important for such treatment?

I’m a hoarder.

23: Do you think that things will get better?

I think that selection leads toward increased efficiency. Many of the things that make life less pleasant are examples of inefficiency.

24: Do you have an unpopular opinion? What is it?

My entire ‘political’ philosophy is unpopular.

25: What’s your favourite quote?

I tend not to have favorites.

26: Did you/are you going to go to prom?

I did.

27: What’s the most physically painful thing you’ve ever experienced?

Abscess tooth

28: What’s the most emotionally/mentally painful thing you’ve ever experienced?

Death of a family member

29: Have you ever legitimately saved a person’s life?

Not that I am aware

30: What’s your favourite book genre?

Fantasy

31: Did you like “Gigli”? Be honest.

What?

32: Have you ever walked out of a movie at the theatre?

Not unless you count lavatory runs.

33: Do you peek between your fingers during the scary scenes?

34: What was your reaction to Tatum getting killed whilst stuck in the pet door in Scream?

What?

35: Do dogs like you?

Infinitely more than I like them.

36: Would you say that you project an air of authority?

Ha ha, no.

37: Do people listen when you speak?

It does not always seem so.

38: How are your elbows? Are they okay?

They’re fine for now.

39: What is one thing that you do exceptionally well? Be honest.

I’m quite good at pissing people off.

40: Do you use torrents?

Yes

41: When was the last time you paid for music?

Listening to music always costs whatever else you could have been doing.

42: Are you addicted to technology?

It’s not an addiction. It’s an adaptation.

43: Pick a person (you don’t need to give their name). How do you feel about them? Be as honest as you can get yourself to be.

I can’t separate how I feel about people from what I think about them.

44: Do you check your computer’s dictionary for the definition of words you’d otherwise feel confident about using during in-person interactions? Just to be sure?

Sometimes

45: How heavily to you rely on spellcheck and autocorrect?

Completely

46: Have you ever gotten into an argument on the internet? Did you win?

Yes, nobody wins even when one stance is agreed upon.

47: Do you pause movies/TV shows if you have to go to the bathroom or the kitchen, or do you just let them keep playing?

Pause!

48: If you use a regular alarm clock, do you have it set to music or that obnoxious beeping?

I am less likely to sleep through music.

49: Peter Pan?

I am not.

50: How often do you fall up the stairs?

Not very

51: Do you pronounce “anti” as ant-eye or ant-ee? (Example: “That scene was very anticlimactic.”)

I’ve used both.

52: Do you pronounce “via” as vee-uh or vie-uh? (Example: “We can get there via Tremont Street.”)

I’ve used both.

53: How often do you forget to close your parentheses?

I make them both at the same time, then move back to write between them.

1. The first song is the overall theme for the apocalypse. Les...

Sun, 05 Aug 2012 23:19:01 -0400

1. The first song is the overall theme for the apocalypse.

Les Aventuriers by Jazzymute

2.The second song is what plays as you kill your first zombie.

D’angelo by Diablo Swing Orchestra

3.The third song plays when you are getting chased by a hoard of zombies.

Brotherswing by Caravan Palace

4.The fourth song plays when you have to kill your loved one.

Singing in the Rain by Gene Kelly

5.The fifth song plays when you find a group of survivors.

Out of the Frying Pan (and Into the Fire) by Meatloaf

6.The sixth song plays when you meet a new love interest.

Moskau by Dschinghis Khan

7.The seventh song plays when you have to make a final stand.

A Rancid Romance by Diablo Swing Orchestra

8.The eighth song plays when you think you’ve survived it all.

L’envol by Caravan Palace

9.The ninth song plays when you discover a bite mark on you.

Big-O opening theme

10.The tenth song plays over the end credits.

Guerilla Laments by Diablo Swing Orchestra

OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.

Sun, 05 Aug 2012 22:55:58 -0400

batmansymbol:

Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”

NOT JIF,

GIF.

And here is the link for the opposite.

WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.

"My parents can afford to buy me a cookie the size of my room. Does that mean I should eat it? No,..."

Wed, 04 Jul 2012 03:46:27 -0400

“My parents can afford to buy me a cookie the size of my room. Does that mean I should eat it? No, dude! I’d get Fucking sick.”

- Jenna Marbles

I never made the conection.

Fri, 04 May 2012 15:52:00 -0400

I was sitting outside listening to some classmates play music. One of them accused me of being smart, which would mean I probably write interesting things that she could use as a song. My response is that I don’t write poetry or songs, just strange snippets of stories. She asks to see one, since it could plausibly be adapted to a song. So I opened to the most recent SIPR into story. I’m not sure if it has been put out yet. She read it and claimed it could be made into a song. The incident left my mind…

…until today, when I made the connection. You see I’ve always wondered how people came up with the strange little stories that songs tell. I’ve wondered how songwriters come up with such things. Today I found the great “DUH”. The have a story in their head, like mine, then they adapt them to music.

So I may try my hand at turning my story-lets into songs. I probably won’t, but I may.

I am a terrible student.

Sat, 21 Apr 2012 00:02:16 -0400

It truly seems as though the urgency of my need is the slackening of the line that leads to all my thoughts.

In my mind, the scale of thoughts and distance grows beyond proportion.

I am tiny reaching up to distant fluffy giants, wholly within my own mind.

They taunt me when I do not need them, leave me cold and wet with drops of inspiration.

Then when action times upon me, I am dry and far away.

Fuck you brain. Fuck you.

Rain Trough

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 23:23:52 -0400

It seems as though I only ever use this site when my mind deflects me away from some other task, that is far more important.

Are you me?

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 17:36:49 -0400

Yes!

I changed stuff.

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 17:35:26 -0400

The theme is different.

You can now ask me things.

Admittedly, all two of you could already ask me things on twitter, but I’m thinking ahead to when I have three subscribers.

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Tue, 03 Apr 2012 17:54:21 -0400